f
me: i really need to stop swearing
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil

officialunitedstates:

people on tumblr be like people on tumblr be like people on tumblr be like

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

the-illusion-of-innocence:

arcdaybyday:

Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not

MY HEART

sherlockedcastielinthetardis:

#beginning of every supernatural episode

(Source: fyspringfield)

(Source: dontgigglesherlock)

searching-for-my-hybrid-alpha:

Tom Hiddleston (2013) [x]

(Source: excelsioreverupward)

danneelwinchester:

why has no one made a hella accurate hogwarts vacation summer camp for teens/adults yet with the acceptance letters and the WANDS AND ROBES and the sorting and the common rooms and the classes anD QUIDDITCH and house points???? /? 

this is 2014, i have rights

paint-fanduhms:

What the hell am I doing.

(Source: fanduhmbs)

explodes-into-space:

"Er, yes…well…I’ll just be taking this and…"

(Source: deannajackson)

(Source: snapchatting)

(Source: spnfans)

(Source: captainwright)

cas-found-grace:

the-names-winchester:

blood-of-the-angels:

kyleerenaee:

So today I was sitting alone at school and some guy came up to me and said he was doing a lab for his bio class and asked if he could check my pulse and write it down. So he held my hand with one hand and had two fingers from his other hand on my wrist and after awhile he goes “we’re holding hands.”
He’s not in biology.

That smooth motherfucker

damn right that boy isn’t in biology

that’s straight up chemistry

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